Malay entry : the Sin on Chinese New Year

Actually...

I HAD A LEGENDARY TIME with FRENS!!!! YEAH

3 days before the the Year Of The Tiger , i actually came from Ipoh to meet up with my friends whom waited for me for YEE SANG. some footage of the scene







what gets even better is that YP was Back from NS , unfortunately ERIK could'nt make it dude to 'health' and i quote HEALTH issues



Conclusion awesome GUYS NIGHT OUT!!!

Ipoh has Good FOOD???

Go to hell man ,

Ipoh used to be my favourite pass time when following my PA during business and holidays.

As usual we would normally have MAKAN at 3 famous places

hence, BREAKFAST , LUNCH and DINNER.

for breakfast we would have a place call 'BAWAH POKOK'
: what i luv about this place is the AWESOMENESS CHAM. a mixture of tea and coffee
but this time around......more cum and coffee

LUNCH, is something i had to swear like an Irishman
:a famous place call NY, DELICIOUS NASI CAMPUR......until i find a breeding COCKROACH in my KARI!!!!!@#$!%.
SIAU!!!! luckily i nvr SUE

my favourite passtime , the OLD ANDERSON SCHOOL
: Best Middle Eastern food EVER!!!!
that is until everything went very PALE . i can't believe i left that place still hungry...DAMN!!!!

Fabulous feb

February has much to offer ,

for instance , the KK leagur finals on the 2nd and YES the DEVILS won

on the 9th it will be 90210...wth

the year of the tiger which = YEE SANG

and of course Valentines day

hence , i can't wait!!!

End of an era.

Back to subang jaya for me.
woot.

Tiger Woods : the good , the bad and the ugly

Did you hear that Phil Mickelson called Elin Nordegren? He asked her for some tips on beating Tiger.
That's just one of many, many jokes making rounds in the aftermath of Tiger Woods' car crash and affair rumors. Some of the jokes are pretty good, others aren't pretty at all. Have you ever noticed how many golf jokes involve comic-book violence toward a spouse? There are plenty of those regarding Tiger and Elin, too:


=The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."
=Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.
=What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian. (Of course, Elin is actually Swedish. But poetic license is allowed in jokes.)

There are jokes about the affair rumors:


=Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?
=Tiger's other women aren't misstresses. They're provisionals.
=Did you hear Nike's new motto? Just do me.
=What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Santa stopped at three ho's. (That joke has been re-posted about 50 times in comments, so I think we can stop adding it anew to the comment thread.)

And jokes about Tiger's car crash started surfacing within minutes of the initial reports of the accident, including these:


=Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
=What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
=Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
=Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Most of the above come from amateur quipsters - folks like you and me. But the professionals are having a field day with Tiger's troubles, too. For example:


=Stephen Colbert: "Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress."
=Conan O'Brien: "One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express."

Then there are the YouTube videos. Check out the slow-jam remix of Tiger's voicemail, or the Christmas song parody.

Heard others Tiger woods jokes recently? Post them in comments (but please only the clean ones).

movie marathon. canceled. zz
bored now.


p/s i ♥ her

girl clothing. =D

this is in one word, awesome. =D

M4rK- ♥ says (12:33 AM):
*girls clothes
*nt gud summore
*so expensive

* e. L y n says (12:33 AM):
*u dont use as floor cloth

-M4rK- ♥ says (12:33 AM):
*so little cloth
*wipe floor aso sakit hati
*LOL
* e. L y n says (12:33 AM):
*=.=

* e. L y n says (12:34 AM):
*memang lah
*so little cloth, but expensive

-M4rK- ♥ says (12:34 AM):
*haa
*nt dai
*hah

* e. L y n says (12:35 AM):
*lol
*memang

-M4rK- ♥ says (12:35 AM):
*hahaha
*male clothing better

* e. L y n says (12:36 AM):
*it looks all the same to me
*LOL
*girls
*so many variety
*tube, singlet, sleeveless, long sleeve, one shoulder
*damn freaking a lot
*LOL

-M4rK- ♥ says (12:36 AM):
*bt
*the main point
*to cover body
*if dun wan cover
*naked enuf
*patern byk byk

* e. L y n says (12:37 AM):
*-_-

-M4rK- ♥ says (12:37 AM):
*cover half dun cover half
*this is called
*undecisive
*LOL

* e. L y n says (12:37 AM):
*if girls dresses like guys
*cover all
*guys dont like d

-M4rK- ♥ says (12:37 AM):
*wan then take all off
*wan then cover all
*LOLL

* e. L y n says (12:37 AM):
*LOL WTF
*HAHHAHA

-M4rK- ♥ says (12:37 AM):
*correct rite
*hahaha
*show half
*dun show half
*undecisive
*hahaha

* e. L y n says (12:37 AM):
*thats how to attract guys
*LOL

-M4rK- ♥ says (12:38 AM):
*lol
*true aso
*guys wanna see all
*bt girls oni let them see half
*wth
*y m i discussing abt this to u
*LOL

Today is my first day studying in KDU College, Damansara. =D

It was fun. Lol. And awesome.

The best part is, it has the best school cafeteria I have ever been !

Plus, my timetable is damn flexible. =)

Later.

-Jimmy-
Miss her alot.

i am bored,
miss her alot.
btw.
our meetings shall be fixed every saturday night 9pm,
meet outside old town before deciding where to go.

ps i ♥ her. =)

-M4rK-
one bored god of awesome

Yes , Yes we are

My license comes out in about 12 hours time.
=D
beware drivers in kemuning.
road hazard will be on the streets starting tomorrow. O.o

another rant i want to complain about is the delivery service of dell computers.
they are sending my order to me bit by bit.
monday i got my speakers.
today i got my mouse.
wtf?
where's my computer?
what good is a mouse without a computer? to generate electricity by running in a wheel?
sheesh.
dell sucks.


-Erik.Handsome-

Ne-yo's throwing a concert at Sunway right now !! I wanna go !!

Too bad I don't have the tickets. =(

What i can do now, is to listen to his song on my phone.

"You're the best thing i never knew i needed." =)

-Jimmy-
Superior + Buff = Jimmy.

Orang muscle deserves to be the ultimate superior of the rest of JEMME. =)

I am so damn awesome i make awesome people fear me.

I am officially a legal driver.
i am also awesome. thank you.

-Erik.Handsome-

Just finished watching some Russell Peters talk shows. He's a motherfuckin' racist but i kinda like his jokes. =)

Oh yeah, i haven't heard of READING. How could Liverpool drew with that team? They're supposed to win them! Too bad for Liverpool, other teams are trying to bid to buy Torres. >< 

Well, that's what i heard. 

Later. 

-Jimmy-

Definition of superiorness.

football.

okay, jimmy.

first of, arsenal is awesome. so yes they won.
how is that even a question. sheesh.

secondly, liverpool drew with reading.
a club which is named after an action verb.
READING.

enough said.

Berlebih.

okay people (less awesome than us).

just to clarify a few things.

this is a blog. where we post the good and bad (actually there is no bad because we're awesome) stuff that happen to us in our awesome lives.

it's not an self sustained, ego-boosting site when your grandmother baked almond instead of chocolate cookies, you ran out of car freshener after eating 3 loaves of garlic bread, or when your wiener won't behave the way u want it to (our wieners are AWESOME).

so yes this is a normal blog, but fulled of awesomeness.

Amen.

-Erik.Handsome-

Arsenal won !! Unbelievable.

Today is the 4th of January, i listened to that song from the radio for more than 4 times already. =)

I'm still waiting. Waiting for the right moment to apologise.

-Jimmy-
Like no other.

Black Sheep ???

Even though i am LEGENDARY but i am also the black sheep of the GANG

Proof; i do not have a license and i am working to pay my own future

Awesome , Handsome , Foxy , and Superior; All got license and all going to college next week

as Legendary i am , i'm weirded out
Damn.....

Matin
-LEGEND....(sniff)....dary...(sob)-