Sunday, January 3, 2010

HANDSOME.

ERIK.LIM

the modern definition of brad pitt, justin timberlake, robert pattinson(although i disagree, he looks permanently constipated), wentworth miller and chuck bass rolled into one.

my handsomeness knows no boundaries.

it has the power to move mountains and melt icebergs.

Tiger woods wanted to have an affair with me but i was too handsome(and not gay).

Britney spears shaved her head because she wanted to be as handsome as me.

Kobe Bryant won the championship because of my awesome handsomeness.

Sir Alex Ferguson sold Christiano Ronaldo because i asked him too.

Horatio Caine takes off his sunglasses when i tell him too.

and my handsomeness can stop global warming.

Amen.

Erik.Handsome
-YouKnowI'mHandsome-

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